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Posted on October 10th, 2008 at 9:37 am by Jeff

Sad Stockbrokers (With Captions!!!)

category Finance category 4 Comments

If you’ve gone to any major news website in the past couple of weeks, you’ve probably either been confronted with a picture of one of the 2008 United States presidential candidates or…

…a picture of a sad stockbroker.

I’ve compiled the gallery below of sad stockbrokers, providing captions for your enjoyment as you look for something to smile about after seeing that your 401(K) is down 42%.  Remember, for my tips on what to do in these uncertain times, click here.

Click on any of the images below to view them with captions at their original size in a slide show. Yes, a slide show of stockbrokers.  But with captions!!!

Ironically, while I was finishing my final edits on this post (11:32 PM 10/9/2008), I had The Colbert Report on in the background and he offered up disgruntled stockbroker poses for the media to use in their Friday publications.  Bravo, Stephen, we share the same laughing muscle and for that I am honored.  Look for the video after the break.

UPDATE (10/12/2008 2:09 PM): Here’s the video of Stephen Colbert’s “Dismayed Stockbrokers” from The Colbert Report:

UPDATE (10/12/2008 11:10 PM): Looks like Conan O’Brien is in on the fun as well:

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4 Responses to “Sad Stockbrokers (With Captions!!!)”

  1. Aries Says:
    October 10th, 2008 at 10:13 am

    23rd photo:

    “Why did I buy the ‘I’m rich’ app? NOW I LOOK LIKE A FOOL!!!!!”

  2. Joe Says:
    October 10th, 2008 at 10:15 am

    Image 18:

    “Concerned about the conditions on Wall St., the International Brotherhood of Suit Tailors shows up to lend a hand.”

  3. Joe Says:
    October 10th, 2008 at 10:18 am

    20th photo:

    “Goddamit Ahmed, we all agreed we would wear our traditional head scarves DOWN for the photo!”

  4. carl Says:
    April 18th, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    please fill free to use this link or pass it on to find information on.
    STOCKBROKERS: WHO THEY ARE AND WHAT THEY DO ?
    http://hop.clickbank.net/?thetwins19/stockbk

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