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Archive for September, 2009

Posted on September 14th, 2009 at 7:56 pm by Jeff

A Taylormade Swiftly Destroying a Kanye West Album

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Figure 1 - Yes, Kanye, once again you've told us what a giant tool you are.

Figure 1 - Yes, Kanye, once again you've told us what a giant tool you are.

I haven’t watched MTV since they stopped being “Music Television” and became…well, shit.  Last night, however, something actually worth watching occurred during the MTV Video Music Awards.  Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech to deliver yet another rude, slightly incoherent reminder of what a giant douche he is.

I guess we shouldn’t expect more from a man who has said such things as:

“I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade.”

If this weren’t dumb enough in and of itself, Mr. West, in his phrasing, implies that a decade is longer than a generation.  His humility doesn’t end there either.  I really have no other way to lead into this than to say that what you’re about to read is so asinine that you may shit your pants in a fit of amazement at the undeniable cluelessness that the following statement displays:

“The Bible had 20, 30, 40, 50 characters in it.  You don’t think that I would be one of the characters of today’s modern Bible?”

Fucking wow.  I’ve decided to do my part.

To prevent at least one more person from listening to Kanye West’s music and to honor Taylor Swift since she got the shaft by Kanye, I went down to a second hand CD store, picked up a copy of Kanye’s “Late Registration”, and swiftly destroyed it with a Taylormade 4 iron.

Video after the break.

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